I am an ER doc who works nights.Twice a day, like clockwork the phone rings stating they are from allied collection agency looking for joe shmo.
I have no idea how I became so lucky, since I have no idea who joe shmo is. But if you answer the phone the voice tells you to press 1 if your Joe, and 2 if you're not. I've tried both---nothing happens after that. Next day, same phone calls.
I'm to the point now that when I hear the phone ring I get so mad and amped up my sleeping is over. I go to work tired and grumpy. Thank you allied for f-ing with my life for no purpose and giving me no way to make it stop.
You should really try to get some stimulus money while your at it.I feel there is going to be a special place in Hades for you, after Karma has taken care of you and you ilk.
Monetary Loss: $1000.