I am an ER doc who works nights. Twice a day, like clockwork the phone rings stating they are from allied collection agency looking for joe shmo.
I have no idea how I became so lucky, since I have no idea who joe shmo is. But if you answer the phone the voice tells you to press 1 if your Joe, and 2 if you're not. I've tried both---nothing happens after that. Next day, same phone calls.
I'm to the point now that when I hear the phone ring I get so mad and amped up my sleeping is over. I go to work tired and grumpy. Thank you allied for f-ing with my life for no purpose and giving me no way to make it stop.
You should really try to get some stimulus money while your at it. I feel there is going to be a special place in Hades for you, after Karma has taken care of you and you ilk.
Monetary Loss: $1000.